At the library, I offered the security guard one of my Fruit Pastilles.
"See if you can suck it without chewing," I said.
As he was helping himself to one he said, "Do you like chewing or sucking?"
"I like sucking then I chew."
"I hope you're very gentle when you chew," he said.
"I am very gentle," I giggled.
I love double entendres, don't you? ;-)