Oo-er Missus!

At the library, I offered the security guard one of my Fruit Pastilles.

"See if you can suck it without chewing," I said.

As he was helping himself to one he said, "Do you like chewing or sucking?"

"I like sucking then I chew."

"I hope you're very gentle when you chew," he said.

"I am very gentle," I giggled.

I love double entendres, don't you? ;-)

Enocia